hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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Anti-everyone.

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cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

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I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here. But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)
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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

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I’ve never felt like a shittier person than right now

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okaymad:

when someone hot follows you back

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